Sa far in Brissie

Thinking of Malaysia and my family back home, really feel homesick. In Malaysia, I have freedom and privilege. In Oz, I have freedom and no privilege. No car, no close friends yet, no midnight yumcha with Chester, no pasar malam opposite my house. There's a lot to list out actually. Back in Malaysia, I always hentam Malaysia. But it is only now I realize its the politicians who are screwed up, not Malaysia. I feel proud to tell people I'm a Malaysian. Cos it gives you a sense of belonging. If you have no citizenship, you are nobody. But when you tell people you're a Malaysian, they will affiliate you with 'Muslim Country' a.k.a Terrorist Country. But of course, you will try to say 'no! I'm a Malaysian Chinese which happens to be a Christian. I'm a Chinese, not a Malay!" Well, by saying that, you have committed 2 offenses.
1) Whether you're a M'sian Malay ot M'sian Chinese, please shut up! As long as you possess a Malaysian passport, they will look at you twice and stare at you thrice. At least that was what happen to me. Esp with my 4 days beard and mustache, lagi la they suspect terrorist!!
2) Never tell a Chinese national (people from China) you're a chinese. They will ask you to fuck off! Imagine a Pakistani tells you he's a Malaysian. Will you get pissed off? Sure! I made a mistake by saying I'm a Chinese. What happen next will be kept unsaid, but I'm sure u guessed it right.

So please tell the Malaysian government not to discriminate us by race. As far as the Oz government is concern, I'm a Malaysian!! Ahmad is a Malaysian! Samivellu is a Malaysian! If they ever say I'm a chinese, Oz immigration will put me in jail for trying to fake my identity! Oh, Najib, please be more sensitive and call us Malaysians!! Not Chinese....


This, is a chinese!!




....and this, my friends, is what you called a bloody MALAYSIAN !!!



p/s: We're not a Malaysian in Malaysia, and we're not a Chinese in Australia...So please don't blame us when we're screwed up.